[GAME] What if....

[DarkShadowSoul]

[ChaosEdge]

Well I would be extremly happy...and Rockman would probably be crying about it and I would just walk over there and tell him "Your better off."

What if there was a Rockman MMO?

[grandbahamut]

Like MMORPG? Well, If that happened, in the game you would live in year 200X and you would all be completely addicted to the internet like the Trailer for the abridged series says. I would probably be ashamed to be associated by species with a whole bunch of little-or-no life nerds that had resigned their lives to this game. At least, a larger population than already.

what if Rockman lost his helmet and we all found out it covered a grotesque tumor?

[xmagic]

It would go something like this:

Rockman: Dr. Light, Dr. Light, where's my helmet! I can't go out there without it, they'll all see my festering tumor!

Dr. Light: ...That's your head, Rockman. It holds your brains inside.

Rockman: But it's all hairless and veiny and pasty and gross! That can't be my head!

Dr. Light: I'm teleporting you out now. It's time to start work on your much cooler replacement.

(Outside, Rockman appears in front of his fan club...such as it is.)

Fans: EWWWW! His head is a tumor! Mob violence!

And that's the story of how Rockman was lynched and his fans stolen by Rockman X.


What if Zero learned to draw?

[Bladedo640]

Lol that be Zero: The art of drawing

Zero: Welcome to my drawing lessons, we will first learn to draw sigma's corpse with out sabers*pulls out Z-saber*

*slashes paper and paper burns*

Zero: Damn it I should've known light sabers and paper don't go well together

What if all robot masters only spoke german O_o.

[ChaosEdge]

[grandbahamut]

That means Rockman would be in Houston !
Well, I would go visit them, and locate them by seeing where there was a huge local drain of soda (because Rockman is a robot, and the soda would leak out his joints except for a little bit, so he needs to drink a lot to be satisfied) and finding the center.

And mass destruction would soon ensue as the local populace would think I was some monster like Godzilla, and try to kill me. Then, since I'm Grand Bahamut, I would Giga Flare them, and they would probably all die

Xhunter and Rockman would just hang out, look at the mass destruction, and be like, "Sweet, man. Mass destruction."


What if Rockman X was Xmagic's daddy?

[xmagic]

Well, for one thing, we'd know for sure that he's straight. For another...

Rockman X: X Magic, I am your father!

xmagic: NOOOOOOO!!!

Rockman X: Hey, what's the deal? I'm not that bad a father, am I?

xmagic (playing Super Smash Bros. Melee): C'mon Zelda, lightning kick! Lightning kick! Ha, die, you flippin' sonofagun! Wait, X, did you say something?

Rockman X: I'm your father.

xmagic (rolls eyes): Uh-huh. Right. How'd you get into my house?

Rockman X: Well, the door was locked, but--

Grand Bahamut: I'm home from school! Hey, xmagic, where did the front door goAAGH! IT'S DAD! HE FINALLY CAME HOME!

xmagic (looks up from game): Wait. For real?

Rockman X: Yes, for real!

xmagic (powering up): Oh. Okay. Don't worry, Dad, this won't hurt much. Not compared to what you deserve for leaving Mom in the lurch. Quick! Drain! Holy! Flare!

Rockman X: AAAAARGH! MY SOUL IS RIPPING OUT OF MY BODY!

Grand Bahamut: Hey, give me some of that! (powers up and bites Rockman in half) Yum!

Narrator: And the two sons did consume their father's power, thereby becoming more dangerous than ever. In the next episode, Sigma and Rockman's sons clash in an apocalyptic struggle for world domination! Who will win? Will Zero join the fight?! Find out on the next episode of---

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That's enough of that.

What if the human nations of Rockman's world became embroiled in a world war that, at least at the start, had nothing to do with Sigma or other Maverick robots?

[Gemini]

Sigma would get depressed and suffer from separation anxiety, being away from X for so long, and commit suicide.

What if Sigma had hair?

[ChaosEdge]

He would end up becoming a Sissy boy that cares only about his beautiful hair.

And whenever he gets in a fight with X or Zero in midfigh he would stop them to comb his hair and apply some gel...then continue the fight.

Sigma:" Take this X ahhhh-OH WAIT WAIT WAIT....*whips out comb and gel and applies some to hair*...ok let's continue...AHHHHHHHH"

X:" His hair is his Weakness....GET HIM!"

*X and Zero attak Sigma with 2 large pairs of scissors*

What if Zero got in a fight with a Killer Whale?

[grandbahamut]

The carnage would be unbelievable. The killer whale would not be any ordinary whale, but a whale with the power to control the ocean. It would send a massive wave that would kill numberless amounts of beachcombers, beach bums, couples strolling on the beach, and seagulls. Naturally, zero would be completely unharmed, and would retaliate by cutting off the tail of the whale. The whale would beach itself on top of zero in an effort to slay him with its many tons of weight. Mistake. Zero would cut his way free, and there would be whale meat for a multitude of seaside hobos.

So says Xmagic's, and grandbahamut's elder brother, the Flying Nostril.

What if capcom released an installment of the megaman series where they were all fish!?

[XHunter]

Then bass from the original series would be correct in the sense that he would be a fish.

What if Dr.Thomas Light had made Mega Man and the original eight robot masters out of jello.

[KingForte]

Then Dr. Wily have no choice but to eat em and dominate the world as a fata$$ :P

What if Capcom decided to destroy the Rockman project and replace it with Barbieman?

[grandbahamut]

Wow, that would be one feminine Robot.

Anyway, if they did, then it would be instantly snatched up by the little girl population in the world, and several of us would be forced into hiding, lest we be destroyed by them. In short, if Barbieman was created, I would hand-pick a few of you here as members of my elite army. We would be forced to either end production of that abomination or destroy Capcom of the face of the earth.


what if Rockman was a kind of Soda pop too?

[KingForte]

.u. Then I'd drink Rockman till there was no more left for anyone :D;;;


What if Rockman was really Bruce Wayne in disguise? (or however you spell it)