Santa's methods of intrusion REVISIT Operation CounterClaus

[Silvershard]

Last year I asked if anyone knew how old St. Nick enters our homes every year in an attempt to.....relieve him of some of his work.
Last year:

My plan failed; and he is once again on his way here to do what he does best. So in addition to discussing how St. Nick commits a felony lets discuss how we will capture him....or at the very least his "loot". XD

We'll call it "Operation CounterClaus"!

I still think he is a ninja.....I just don't see any other way around it. But how do you catch a ninja? hmmm *lightbulb*

Step 1)Okay, take a plate of cookies and cup of milk. (make sure the containers is metal or something that conducts electricity)
Step 2) place milk n cookies near your fireplace/heating vent/etc.
Step 3) take an old electric plug and cut one end off exposing the wires.
Step 4) CAREFULLY attach the exposed wires to the conductor (plate) and plug in the other end.
Step 5) Lie in bed waiting to ensnare your prey.
Presto you have your own "Santa fryer v.09"!

[VileMKII]